Total Medals Earned: 559 (From 98 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,250 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/205 points)
Play the game on December 25.
Beat three levels without losing a life.
Endless mode is unlocked by reaching Level 5.
Make it to level 10.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Shoot the barrel and destroy the fence
Kill 5 hostages
Defuse all mines
Reload 100 times
Complete the sniper minigame
Destroy a car
Kill the final boss
Kill 30 enemies with a rifle
Complete the game on easy difficulty
Kill 20 enemies with the shotgun
Kill 20 Ducks in total
Complete the game on normal difficulty
Get a 5x combo
Complete the training and get the highest difficulty as recommend
Kill a total of 666 enemies
Complete the game on hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Find that secret block...
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 7/15 (40/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Complete Act 2.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/45 points)
Started a game with a random user.
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/140 points)
Visit the codex for the first time.
maybe.
that is the ummmm somthing...
there all dead
World
Can't touch this.
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
???
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
...
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
hhhmmmmm.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...